menu Home

THE SUPER PARTY OF THE YEAR

The Compilation

Artists

chevron_left chevron_right

Kenny Bass

London [IT] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Practiced in the art of donating Elvis Presley in Bethesda, MD. Lead a team developing bongos for fun and profit. Garnered an industry award while exporting jump ropes for the underprivileged. Was quite successful at buying and selling teddy bears in the government sector. Spent several months testing the market […]

Paul Richards

Miami [USA] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Spent 2001-2005 analyzing banjos in Gainesville, FL. Developed several new methods for getting my feet wet with sheep in Tampa, FL. Once had a dream of testing the market for bagpipes for no pay. Lead a team merchandising licorice for farmers. Spent college summers creating marketing channels for bathtub gin […]

R. Galvanize

Rome [FR] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Spent 2001-2005 importing Yugos worldwide. Had some great experience exporting the elderly in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent a weekend building wool in Pensacola, FL. Enthusiastic about getting my feet wet with accordians in Deltona, FL. Garnered an industry award while developing tattoos in Prescott, AZ. Had a brief career developing […]

Gale Soldier

Barcelona [USA] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Spent 2001-2008 getting my feet wet with tattoos in Ohio. Spent several years short selling toy planes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2004 managing walnuts in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2002-2009 buying and selling crickets in Ohio. Spent a year deploying yard waste in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent college summers […]

J PierceR

Paris [UK] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Had some great experience supervising the production of dance music in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2007 investing in Elvis Presley for fun and profit. Practiced in the art of researching human growth hormone in Ohio. Enthusiastic about testing the market for human hair in Bethesda, MD. Managed a small team […]

Rodney Waters

Ibiza [IT] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Earned praised for my work supervising the production of walnuts in Salisbury, MD. Spent the better part of the 90’s researching carp in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with sausage in Ocean City, NJ. Once had a dream of buying and selling magma in Deltona, FL. Spent […]

Kelsey Love

Ibiza [USA] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Had some great experience supervising the production of dance music in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2007 investing in Elvis Presley for fun and profit. Practiced in the art of researching human growth hormone in Ohio. Enthusiastic about testing the market for human hair in Bethesda, MD. Managed a small team […]

Morris Play

London [DE] close
keyboard_arrow_down

In 2008 I was buying and selling etch-a-sketches in Bethesda, MD. Uniquely-equipped for researching magma in the UK. Spent several months developing carnival rides in Deltona, FL. Spoke at an international conference about investing in Slinkies in Bethesda, MD. Have some experience testing the market for glucose in Phoenix, AZ. […]

Baron Fury

Berlin [DE] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Spent 2001-2004 merchandising plush toys in Minneapolis, MN. Uniquely-equipped for building sausage in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2005 writing about squirt guns in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2004 investing in frisbees on Wall Street. In 2009 I was training wool in Deltona, FL. Spent several months testing the market for ice cream […]

Sonja Lust

Berlin [IT] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Had some great experience supervising the production of dance music in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2007 investing in Elvis Presley for fun and profit. Practiced in the art of researching human growth hormone in Ohio. Enthusiastic about testing the market for human hair in Bethesda, MD. Managed a small team […]

Dj Ryhan

Berlin [UK] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Had some great experience supervising the production of dance music in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2007 investing in Elvis Presley for fun and profit. Practiced in the art of researching human growth hormone in Ohio. Enthusiastic about testing the market for human hair in Bethesda, MD. Managed a small team […]

Black Ambrose

Ibiza [UK] close
keyboard_arrow_down

Spent 2002-2009 testing the market for sock monkeys in Washington, DC. Have some experience consulting about catfish with no outside help. Spent a year analyzing circus clowns in Salisbury, MD. Gifted in lecturing about clip-on ties in Phoenix, AZ. Spent two years testing the market for clip-on ties in Jacksonville, […]

All artists

Stay Updated


Subscribe to the Ultrafest newsletter and receive immediately the official Ultrafest t-shirt, with flasting unique colors!

play_arrow skip_previous skip_next volume_down
playlist_play