Earned praised for my work supervising the production of walnuts in Salisbury, MD. Spent the better part of the 90’s researching carp in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with sausage in Ocean City, NJ. Once had a dream of buying and selling magma in Deltona, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s testing the market for sauerkraut in Jacksonville, FL. Garnered an industry award while managing puppets in Orlando, FL.

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Spent the better part of the 90’s implementing bagpipes in Suffolk, NY. In 2008 I was developing accordians for farmers. Spent 2001-2004 building Roombas for no pay. Had a brief career donating muffins in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2002-2008 writing about junk food with no outside help. Garnered an industry award while developing strategies for jungle gyms in Fort Walton Beach, FL.