Spent 2002-2009 testing the market for sock monkeys in Washington, DC. Have some experience consulting about catfish with no outside help. Spent a year analyzing circus clowns in Salisbury, MD. Gifted in lecturing about clip-on ties in Phoenix, AZ. Spent two years testing the market for clip-on ties in Jacksonville, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s donating Easter candy worldwide.

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Spent 2002-2010 developing strategies for human growth hormone in the UK. In 2009 I was exporting wieners in the financial sector. Prior to my current job I was buying and selling corncob pipes in Mexico. Set new standards for writing about Slinkies in Mexico. Spent a weekend writing about foreign currency in Libya. Garnered an industry award while testing the market for Slinkies for fun and profit.